By Hawthorn

"You're back."

"You thought I wouldn't be? No, wait, of course you thought I wouldn't be… asshole."

"….."

"Just what, exactly, am I gonna have to do to convince you, man, that I'm not going anywhere?! It's been, what, twenty-seven years, and you still think I'm outta here every time we fight. What's up with that?!"

"You're just trying to prove a point."

"No shit, Sherlock. I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. Are we clear on that yet?"

"………"

"………."

"I made spaghetti."

"……."

"The Jags game starts in 10 minutes."

"……. Did you make garlic bread?"

"It's in the oven, warming."

"…… Cool, I'll get the beers."

Fin